I’ve spent my whole life running my mouth, but very rarely has that ever ended in people agreeing with me. Most of the time, truth will fall out of my face, everyone will get mad at me for saying the thing that made everyone uncomfortable, and I’ll have to jump out the nearest window for safety.
But after I came across this long lost Joolz strip, I remember that sometimes people agree with the stuff I say on the internet.
Sometimes I say smart things. What’s the point in having an awesome brain if I don’t use it for smart things? And yes sometimes those smart things get me followers on instagram. Or, they used to before Meta turned Instagram into a digital Sky Mall. But yes, men will read my words and say “Yes! I agree with this” and that’s wild to me. Very rarely have I ever gotten herds of dudes to agree with me IRL.
In the real world, most man-groups are intimidated by me and actively plot to dismantle me.
Isn’t it nice we only know each other through fun cartoons instead?
-Love, Joolz